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Dua Lipa said she went on a speed awareness course the other day and it’s really going to make her drive more carefully for a couple of weekspic.twitter.com/UCxZQbtY55

Gary Neville says don’t be thinking you can pitch up at Hotel Football before your check-in time and you’ll be allowed into your room early – you won’t!pic.twitter.com/zRTh4gS759

New Ed Sheeran single, ‘Why Am I So Popular?’, to be released on 23 Octoberpic.twitter.com/Rq0pnbmCWr

Emilia Clarke says if anyone needs a new job or fancies a change of scene, Burger King in Northampton is currently looking for new team members – no experience neededpic.twitter.com/x4dVzhZ5jn

Adrian Chiles says it bugs him that people heap praise on Harry Styles for his fashion sense but if he tried wearing one of those outfits everyone would say he looks ridiculous!pic.twitter.com/crrJAOd73V

Dolly Parton’s boss says a more accurate name for her song would have been ‘9.17 to 4’ because she was late most days and always had some big reason why she had to knock off earlypic.twitter.com/2CoM0IecV1

Sir Rod Stewart says he’s eaten loads of out-of-date food in his life and it hasn’t caused any problemspic.twitter.com/rRZu6IJ9ig

Lewis Hamilton dismisses suggestions that beyond his sporting success and vast wealth he’s quite boring. “I hardly think you can describe somebody with their own plane as boring,” he told reporterspic.twitter.com/ACpxgnYCGF

Margot Robbie says all you people going to bed early just because it’s a Monday are super lame but anyone staying up is mega cool!pic.twitter.com/l4ZqE4Zcks

Mariah Carey says her Robocop nightmares have returned – and they’re more gory than ever!pic.twitter.com/UhOzj80qF9

Cliff Richard says people often ask if there was a specific incident that sparked his hatred of Daniel O’Donnell but in truth there wasn’t – he just can’t stand how the fucking cunt carries himselfpic.twitter.com/B6M0ZFvtDU

Almost 10 years to the night his One Direction colleagues tricked him into thinking Hooters in San Diego was a brothel, Niall Horan launches legal bid to clear his name and get his lifetime ban overturnedpic.twitter.com/M39pTQ4Y1l

EXCLUSIVE: Venga Airways to return as single-route operator three years after going out of businesspic.twitter.com/FrSrgUEKu2

New Arctic Monkeys single, ‘Be Careful With Bleach’ – the first release from their new album, ‘Housework Tips’, to be released on 23 Octoberpic.twitter.com/RH0lQ4bXn2

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UB40 frontman Ali Campbell RAGES after tip-off from one of his own employees leads to the city council’s environmental health team raiding his restaurant in Birminghampic.twitter.com/FbQy86sviy

Emma Bunton says she has a theory that the reason some bars give out free salted popcorn and peanuts is to make customers thirsty for more drinkspic.twitter.com/EWbJKRvJBl

Huw Edwards returns to BBC News following six-week suspension for sneaking Rolling Stones song titles into bulletin scripts. “I’ve assured them this will be the last time I do anything like this,” he told reporterspic.twitter.com/UQlFZbCBwk

Kate Nash says she’s just nailed a full box of Cadbury Fingers but presumably you don’t get as many in the pack as you used to so at least there’s thatpic.twitter.com/8yqlVdpc00

Olly Murs admits he doesn’t know whether they have the moon in Americapic.twitter.com/pxUYHwhLp9